It’s that time of year. Signs are popping up along the sides of the road, here in the midwest. Corn mazes are now as much an aspect of our shared experience as religious-themed haunted houses, or arbitrary fruit-themed festivals aimed at getting people to please ferchrissake just look away from the Wal*mart for one goddamned minute and come downtown will you please!? If you’ve not been in a good, modern, GPS-inscribed corn maze, you should. Good exercise, and surprisingly difficult and amusing.
Just check the weather first.