Or, Garrison Keillor Unable to Tell Which One is the Hole in the Ground:

Me: “Listen, you really don’t want to do this. I highly suggest you tell your client to revoke this cease and desist.”

Him: “Why?”

Me: “First off, your client has no legal basis for this, and it’s clear you’re just trying to bully me. Secondly, this is going to make your client look extremely out of touch. I’ll even write the headline for you: ‘Liberal Comedian Sues Blogger.’ Do you really want that?”

Him: “Is that a threat, Mr. Sorgatz?”

(Via Warren Ellis.)