Or, Gar­ri­son Keil­lor Unable to Tell Which One is the Hole in the Ground:

Me: “Lis­ten, you really don’t want to do this. I highly sug­gest you tell your client to revoke this cease and desist.”

Him: “Why?”

Me: “First off, your client has no legal basis for this, and it’s clear you’re just try­ing to bully me. Sec­ondly, this is going to make your client look extremely out of touch. I’ll even write the head­line for you: ‘Lib­eral Come­dian Sues Blog­ger.’ Do you really want that?”

Him: “Is that a threat, Mr. Sorgatz?”

(Via War­ren Ellis.)