On the uncertain philosophical context of my recent hammerin’ theme

Remem­ber being taught about the six sim­ple machines? Like the wedge, the inclined plane, the screw? We were taught about them in ele­men­tary school, prob­a­bly around age 10.

So per­haps my mem­ory fails in the red­den­ing light of early mid­dle age: Where’s my ham­mer? On the list, I mean? The one you use to hit things with.

My wife points out she thinks it’s a “tool” not a “machine”. Shyeah, right, and a ramp is a machine how? Because you do so much with it?

If a ramp is a machine for mov­ing mass against an energy gra­di­ent, then dammit a ham­mer is a machine for increas­ing the impulse applied to a fixed object. Or some­thing like that.