They know how to put on a good show

Con­tin­u­ing the theme of our sly silent non­hu­man com­pan­ions (many of whom are dying around here, too):

We moved our Book Scan­ning com­puter (“doe­sticks”) to our upstairs office from our base­ment today. As I men­tioned ear­lier, it was a bril­liant clear day. Sun­light reflected from the fall-​​foliaged maple tree in the treelawn filled the office with orange sun­set col­ors, all after­noon. This is not just “orange” in the sense of a bright crayon, you know; this is flu­o­res­cence on a vast and bril­liant scale. The sugar maple is re-​​emitting light in wave­lengths quite dif­fer­ent from what’s hit­ting it and reflect­ing off its leaves. All you need to do is look at it with funny-​​colored sun­glasses to see the extra colors.

Now, it’s Autumn. And we all know why trees change colors.

But I was once a mol­e­c­u­lar botanist, see, and so I have, like secret knowl­edge only avail­able to peo­ple who read obscure jour­nals and teach bio­chem­istry and stuff, all about phy­tochrome and other plant pho­tore­cep­tors. And, dude, I’m sit­ting there in that glow­ing orange office think­ing: they have to be able to see them­selves. Where “see” is some odd dis­trib­uted light-​​detection response.

Yes, sure, the col­oration arises due to the break­down of chloro­phyll and related carotenoid pho­to­syn­thetic pig­ments, and shifts in the col­ors of antho­cyanins. And sure, the leaves are des­tined for abscis­sion, and of course it would be stu­pid for the tree to hang onto them and risk dehy­dra­tion by pas­sive tran­spi­ra­tion in the dry cold months of win­ter. And I can see where you’re going evo­lu­tion­ar­ily, with your just-​​so adap­tive sto­ries: there’s no ani­mal reader for a tree to sig­nal in Fall, no pol­li­na­tors, not even many pests to speak of. And yet some species make what looks for all the world an extra effort to be bril­liant and fluorescent.

What are they up to? Who are they wav­ing these red flags at? Because of my secret mol­e­c­u­lar botanist train­ing, I just don’t trust ‘em to be as dumb as their pop­u­lar rep­u­ta­tion would imply. Because, when you get right down to it: there are many trees that don’t bother with a showy dis­play in autumn.

Who are these showoffs talk­ing to, and what are they saying?

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2 thoughts on “They know how to put on a good show

  1. I don’t know who they’re talk­ing to or what they’re say­ing, but green leaves give off light that is not just re-​​emitted (chemi­lu­mi­nes­cence, pre­sum­ably). We were once look­ing to mea­sure the spec­trum of this very weak light using a mono­chro­ma­tor and a very sen­si­tive pho­to­mul­ti­plier when one of the fel­lows in the dark room put a small tear in the leaf. The PMT sat­u­rated imme­di­ately. It was as if the leaf was screaming.

    One can’t help think­ing of Mul­lah Nas­rud­din search­ing for his lost car keys under the streetlight.

  2. I was just told in pass­ing (but in a for­est ecol­ogy course) that flu­o­res­cence was often a way of dump­ing extra light, when the light/​water ratio was too low for non-​​damaging photosynthesis.

    Does the fall color come after the tree shuts off the water to its leaves? Is the blaz­ing color the bremsstrahlung as the aban­doned leaves rage against the dying of the light?

    (Could I fit more half-​​baked metaphors in?)