The world run by amateurs

It’s a long day, and a tir­ing one, but I am greatly encour­aged by these sim­ple thoughts:

We’re empow­ered. I know I am; let’s see about you:

Your desk­top com­puter has a word proces­sor with which you are empow­ered to cre­ate doc­u­ments as com­plex and beau­ti­ful as a book hand-​​crafted by a whole shop-​​full of pro­fes­sional typog­ra­phers of the Good Old Days.

Your desk­top com­puter has a spread­sheet with which you are empow­ered to cre­ate detailed numer­i­cal analy­ses and finan­cial sum­maries as con­vinc­ing and com­pre­hen­sive as those pro­duced by a depart­ment full of pro­fes­sional accoun­tants or ana­lysts in the Good Old Days.

Your desk­top com­puter has a devel­op­ment pack­age with which you are empow­ered to cre­ate code capa­ble of any com­pu­ta­tion, of any com­plex­ity, and with which any inter­face can be crafted to do any­thing a key­board, mouse and screen can offer. Dammit, peo­ple, all pos­si­ble soft­ware is right there, at your fingertips.

Yup. Empow­ered. So get crack­ing! You have no excuse to pro­duce shoddy Times Roman doc­u­ments filled with ram­bling and use­less con­tent, nor bro­ken and bug-​​filled spread­sheets with the capac­ity to kill the peo­ple who trust your intel­li­gence, nor sit pas­sively by and sit and use the bland mass-​​produced soft­ware that’s given to you, when all along you could’ve Invented It Here instead.

Screw the edi­tors, who merely Oppress! You! with their high­fa­lutin demands for leg­i­bil­ity and con­cise­ness. Screw the slack­ers who think you “need” to be “pro­fes­sional” or “thought­ful” or “trained” in how to use some­thing as sim­ple as a spread­sheet! Bah. Every­body knows how to use spread­sheets. And cod­ing. Well, cod­ing… that’s still hard. Call the code mon­keys in. We pay peo­ple to do that stuff.

At least for now.

But those other two things, dammit, they’re not hard at all. We know that, because we have tools right here. Pow­er­ful tools. There­fore, we can do that stuff for ourselves.

And what we do is the right thing to have done.

[later]

Hey, check it out! I have Visual Stu­dio and IIS installed right here. I can do anything!

Some­how the day has got­ten longer, and the world less safe.

[later yet]

Q: What’s do you get when you break up a Smart Mob into an orga­ni­za­tion made up of individuals?

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3 thoughts on “The world run by amateurs

  1. I like what you’re say­ing, but I have to take issue with your implo­ration that we the read­ers have no excuse not to go out and Do Some­thing Awe­some. I’d say that there’s def­i­nitely a lot of power at all of our fin­ger­tips, application-​​wise. But that’s just not the lim­it­ing fac­tor any more. There are still issues of inspi­ra­tion, com­mit­ment, time, and even know-​​how — you and I have the knowl­edge and aes­thet­ics to unlock the won­der­ful world of sans ser­ifs, but plenty of peo­ple who can oper­ate MS Word (or even OpenOf­fice) don’t. For the most part, these peo­ple still get by, because form and func­tion are sep­a­rate things.

    Also, some things just aren’t ratio­nal or effi­cient. I *could* make a better/​prettier app/​site/​doc, but some­times it’s just me who’s going to use it. Some­times the effort it would take just can’t be jus­ti­fied, y’know? It’s never access to soft­ware that’s my prob­lem — often it’s just brute inertia.

  2. I think you’re read­ing too much into it. I’m really just vent­ing about how deeply frus­trated I am by a class I’m in.

    But then again, I think my point is this: A hun­dred thou­sand copies of a very pow­er­ful tool can­not cre­ate more good work than one hun­dred copies of a less pow­er­ful tool, plus some skill.

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