I think we’re all biologists on this bus: two quickies

[You have insuf­fi­cient infor­ma­tion to know this, but my biologically-​​themed posts tend to arise from days when I ride the bus to work. It’s what you get from my two hours of sit­ting still, look­ing qui­etly out the win­dow, and med­i­tat­ing, instead of por­ing over lin­ear pro­gram­ming prob­lems, old texts, pol­i­tics or the sorry future of Oper­a­tions Research. ‘Twas a bus day today.]

First: It is noted that, dur­ing autumn, many fallen leaves are observed roughly evenly dis­trib­uted over the neigh­bors’ and University’s lawns, but that there are almost no leaves to be found imme­di­ately under any trees. Pick your favorite hypoth­e­sis, or add another in the com­ments::

  • The leaves of many trees curl when they dry before falling, mak­ing an aero­dy­namic shape that allows them to glide far away from the tree they grew on.
  • Lawn, being dark and rel­a­tively short, tends to accu­mu­late more dew than other sur­faces on the cool nights of autumn, which dew adheres the blow­ing leaves more fully than other flat surfaces.
  • The action of dogs and squir­rels around the base of trees tends to shift and fluff up piles of leaves that might be there, allow­ing them to dry more fully and blow away more quickly than those in other parts of the lawn.
  • Winds tend to form vor­tices around the trunks of trees, which in turn lift the leaves up away from the ground more than leaves in large flat expanses, where the wind is more laminar.

(I actu­ally hold a dif­fer­ent one, related to one above but involv­ing bare soils and allelo­pathic chemicals.)

Sec­ond: How long until con­sumer pro­tec­tion groups start to sue mak­ers of antibac­te­r­ial soaps, for fail­ing to act on their under­stand­ing of the process of nat­ural selec­tion, which will lead to resis­tant strains of bac­te­ria and an increase in the preva­lence of life-​​threatening dis­eases? How will the ID peo­ple respond to such a suit? Will the soap-​​makers take the stance that it is not their place to take a stance on a con­tro­ver­sial issue? Will they say they “never con­sid­ered” the ram­i­fi­ca­tions of ubiq­ui­tous but gen­tle selec­tion pressure?

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4 thoughts on “I think we’re all biologists on this bus: two quickies

  1. I think the only log­i­cal hypoth­e­sis is that leaves fall from heaven, but trees pro­tect the ground from the leaves with their branches. After all, if you emp­tied a bucket of m&ms over my head while I held an open umbrella up, the m&ms would least likely end up directly in the space shaded by my umbrella. I think. I’ve never actu­ally tried this. Do you think an exper­i­ment like that would be grant material?

  2. You know, there was a day one autumn I recall vividly. It was a warm clear day, just after the first few cold days in fall that year, and I was walk­ing along a quiet street on a cam­pus, near a sports field. I noticed some­thing odd, and looked up, and there was a silent, tow­er­ing dust devil, maybe 5 meters across and 500 meters tall (what I could see of it). I saw it not because of the dust, but because of the leaves it picked up as it wan­dered along the ground.

    It was slow, and I walked over to it and walked along inside the vor­tex for a while, until it hopped a fence I couldn’t cross. Very mem­o­rable, spend­ing ten min­utes or so in the midst of a gen­tle whirlwind.

    Any­way: add dust dev­ils and/​or small whirl­winds to the umbrella hypoth­e­sis, and we have the “leaves from heaven”.

  3. It was my under­stand­ing (cor­rect me if I am wrong) that anti-​​bacterial soap is not really a big issue because the mech­a­nisms used by such to kill bac­te­ria can be pretty damn blunt (and thus pretty damn dif­fi­cult to evolve around), sim­ply because soap is for exter­nal use, so a blunt mech­a­nism that also (in some mild way) hurts human cells is OK.

    Antibi­otics, on the other hand, are much trick­ier because now you have to find some­thing to attack that is spe­cific to bac­te­r­ial cells and not part of human cells.

    Given the hor­ri­fy­ing sta­tis­tics I saw on some blog a month or two ago (37% of US doc­tors don’t believe in evo­lu­tion, and let’s face it, prob­a­bly a large num­ber of those that do prob­a­bly can’t put two and two together), the real issue here would appear to be the med­ical pro­fes­sion. A third pos­si­ble vil­lain (I don’t know enough about this) is antibi­otics rou­tinely pumped into ani­mal food.
    I sus­pect both of these are far more impor­tant than anti-​​bacterial soap.

  4. Anti-​​bacterial soap con­tains com­pounds that do, indeed kill bac­te­ria more effec­tively. Sure, it may be true that some ways of avoid­ing selec­tion of and expo­sure to dan­ger­ous bac­te­ria may be bet­ter than oth­ers. But, who told you that killing bac­te­ria not on your hands was a good thing?

    If peo­ple use small enough amounts of anti-​​bacterial prod­ucts, so that they are not wash­ing most of it off into the sew­ers, then they may be impos­ing a pow­er­ful but incom­plete selec­tion pres­sure for bac­te­r­ial resis­tance. Remem­ber that strong acid, high tem­per­a­tures, and radi­a­tion and the harsh vac­uum of space are all also very good at killing bacteria.

    Oh, wait — there are bac­te­r­ial species that sur­vive quite hand­ily in all those envi­ron­ments. Are they pathogens? Naaah. But they can do it. As my old col­league Ian Mal­colm at SFI once said, “The his­tory of evo­lu­tion is that life escapes all barriers.…”

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