Why are there more than a dozen children’s books?

We attended a book auc­tion yes­ter­day. Dead book dealer. Prob­a­bly 8000 vol­umes were being sold, about half of which were children’s books. Lots and lots of dif­fer­ent children’s books.

So, why are there so many children’s books? I mean, it’s not like the ulti­mate con­sumers are going to get to kinder­garten, com­pare notes, and say, “What a rip-​​off! My mommy read me that Exact. Same. Book! Those cheap bas­tards!”

Of course, I know the answer. It’s a rhetor­i­cal ques­tion. We all know it’s because mon­sters from the Land of Dreams need to pre­pare sus­cep­ti­ble and imag­i­na­tive young minds for the com­ing invasion.

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One thought on “Why are there more than a dozen children’s books?

  1. There are so many children’s books because so many des­per­ate par­ents make up what­ever hare-​​brained sto­ries they can to get their young ter­rors to sleep, and upon extended rep­e­ti­tion at some point they just want to write those sto­ries down so that they don’t have to repeat them­selves again.

    (not­ing that I have a “paper route story” that would make a charm­ing children’s book, of the sort that has a likely mar­ket num­bered in the dozens, and is thus best suited for print-​​on-​​demand)

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