Dorothea at Caveat Lec­tor trans­lates from the AAP’s response to the Nature exposé:

And hey, we may be stum­ble­bum slimepup­pies, but we’ve been stum­ble­bum slimepup­pies for decades! Nay, cen­turies! You can’t want to get rid of us now! After all, nobody pro­tected the pen­ny­far­thing bicy­cle, and just look what hap­pened! You don’t want that on your con­science, do you?