“When life gives you lemons, make sidecars.”

“In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man should keep his goddamned mouth shut. These canes can leave a mark, you know.”

“Why shouldn’t I expect you to know everything?” [prominently displayed on my desk, and office door, in days long gone. Nobody ever understood that it wasn't a rhetorical question at all. Maybe you will, if you're prepared for it....]

“…[j]ust a tempest in a molehill.”

Those are mine, at least those of which I have been reminded on this sunny April day. You have others?