Personal brand: red hot, with a smell of burnt flesh

“Brand and brand! What is ‘brand’!?”

We design our per­sonae, our cul­tural affec­ta­tions and sig­ni­fy­ing traits, as a mat­ter of almost-​​conscious choice. We pick stereo­types to adopt, or eschew, and set our­selves up con­ve­nient abbre­vi­a­tions of impli­ca­tion. You’re a Geek, you know about com­put­ers; you’re an Aca­d­e­mic, you work long hours on things nobody else really cares about; you’re a Suit, you know all about pub­lic speak­ing and you like golf or swim­ming; you’re a Con­sul­tant, you’re bad with exe­cu­tion details but rather insight­ful with a 30000-​​Foot View; you’re Gay, maybe you dress a bit bet­ter; you’re an Entre­pre­neur, you’re work­ing 30-​​hour days and always ready to make a cun­ning strate­gic leap; you’re a Temp, you’re run­ning out the door at 4:45 every day; you’re a Cur­mud­geon, you get to swear on the Internet.

You’re not any one of those things, and you’re never obliged to suf­fer from any one of those traits. But it helps, some­times, to let peo­ple know kindof where you are. Sig­nals. Signs. Mes­sages. Sum­maries. That’s what cul­ture is: lit­tle mod­ules of sig­nif­i­cance that help us men­tally (and socially) model one another. And even our­selves; we model our­selves, too.

Per­sonae are expeditious.

We use these per­sonae as com­mu­ni­ca­tion con­duits, as chan­nels through which salient infor­ma­tion can be fil­tered. Inte­grat­ing our­selves into the flow of con­ver­sa­tion, to aid our inter­ac­tions by gloss­ing and mask­ing our intrin­sic unique­ness. And for block­ing what we don’t nec­es­sar­ily want peo­ple to see. And if we’re cun­ning, for derail­ing assump­tions so we can take advan­tage of our peers’ cog­ni­tive dis­so­nance (noth­ing I love more than walk­ing into cer­tain meet­ings in my Gen­eral Suit, for instance).

You should have a per­sona. You should strive, dili­gently, to use your per­sonae as tools in your life. Because life’s eas­ier for human beings when they don’t need to explain every­thing every time. We’re made to model one another’s minds; per­sonae make that mod­el­ing easier.

Sure, things get out of hand or we slip up or we do a bad job pick­ing or we get into the wrong con­text, and all of a sud­den we’re suf­fer­ing from the neg­a­tive con­se­quences of that “sim­pli­fi­ca­tion”. Up to and includ­ing get­tin’ killed daid by some ass­hole thinks he’s bet­ter than you.

That’s arguably a big­gish risk, get­tin’ killed daid by ass­holes. There are plenty of ass­holes in the world, more than enough to go around. You’d think the ten­dency would have been bred out of us by now. But regard­less of the costs, the ben­e­fits mean we really all do it, all the time. And we do it because we’re con­stantly deal­ing with one another in indi­vid­ual social sit­u­a­tions, and for the most part we can adapt to those situations.

Pick some rules, fol­low ‘em as long as it makes sense… but we all know only a big­oted idiot assumes she knows every­thing about a per­son just because she rec­og­nizes a stereo­typic trait or two. That big foot­ball geek may be a D&D nut; that old man may love World of War­craft; that C-​​level exec may actu­ally be a use­ful programmer.

That’s how peo­ple work. You find those details out, you dis­close those things or hide them, when you talk with people—when you actu­ally inter­act with one another.

Face to face.

Now. In the “new world” of Social Media (which is typ­i­cally read to mean “media you don’t have to ask some­body else to make for you”), we’re “all” “empow­ered” to “build” our own per­sonal brand.

Fact: Brands are not personae.

Brands are immutable. They’re rigid, they’re committee-​​designed, and those com­mit­tees cre­ate them for use in fuck­ing broad­cast media, peo­ple. For com­mer­cials. For news­pa­pers. For signs.

You design your brand; you label your brand; you defend your brand. But you can never, ever adapt it con­tin­gently as the sit­u­a­tion demands.

Brand­ing is not for peo­ple. Brand­ing is for cat­tle. Brand­ing is for slaves. Do you imag­ine it’s a coin­ci­dence that brand­ing is for prop­erty?

Brand­ing is for immuta­bles. Brand­ing is what you do to shit you plan to sell in a bot­tle, when you don’t want to give away the recipe but do want to assure cus­tomers that it will con­sis­tently be the same shit no mat­ter which branded bot­tle they open. A brand is a promise of eter­nal consistency.

You. Do. Not. Want. A. “Per­sonal”. Brand. You do not want to even start to think of an indi­vid­ual per­son as hav­ing a brand. In fact, real life will not let you have a brand, you can­not “be” one, and are a fuck­ing idiot if you approach your online (or real) life that way. I don’t care if you’re in busi­ness, or you’re some kind of maven, or you’re just an ran­dom schmoe who believes new words equal use­ful ideas.

Sorry: This is not a mere mat­ter of seman­tics, or of usage. Not a mat­ter of mis­in­ter­pret­ing what peo­ple “mean” by the phrase.

No mat­ter how much you want to deny it, you’re an indi­vid­ual. A com­plex human being. I don’t care whether you want to sell some­thing, includ­ing your­self: It’s your god­damned respon­si­bil­ity to pay atten­tion to the peo­ple you’re talk­ing with, inter­act­ing with, hav­ing con­ver­sa­tions with.

And adapt to them. Not “adapt your mes­sage”. Adapt your self.

And I don’t mean “that’s a good strat­egy for your suc­cess!” I mean it’s your respon­si­bil­ity as a human being. Oth­er­wise? You’re not lis­ten­ing. And if you’re not lis­ten­ing, not par­tic­i­pat­ing? You’re of no use.

And that, right there, that’s what your “brand” has bought you: a clear impli­ca­tion of your use­less­ness, your immutabil­ity, your mind­less con­sis­tency. You’re the same crap in a branded bot­tle, no mat­ter which bot­tle we open.

I bet you think you want a “brand” because brands are “rec­og­nized”. Brands are famous, right?

You will always be the same branded shit in any bot­tle we open. You might be the best shit in any bot­tle in the whole wide world… but you’re the same brand, no mat­ter what. That con­sis­tency right there is the price of fame. Ask any­body who regrets their fame, any suc­cess­ful author or per­former, any star, any lumi­nary. “Do that thing you always do! No, not that new one—like you used to in the old days.”

Mind­less­ness, use­less­ness, inhu­man­ity: those are the price of fame. And you know what? Fame can be worth those costs, if you really want it strongly enough, if you reap rewards com­men­su­rate with the costs.

But only a fool would think hav­ing a brand—being a brand—is the path to fame.

8 thoughts on “Personal brand: red hot, with a smell of burnt flesh

  1. When I think of the per­sonal brand, I think of Win­ston Churchill. Win­ston Churchill was not a brand, he was an iconic fig­ure. He was a char­ac­ter. He was a great man and a great leader.

    Try to equate that with the Golden Arches. It doesn’t fit. You want to be a per­sonal brand? You’re lim­ited to the great­ness of Stephen Covey.

  2. Churchill is a brand now. He’s dead, he can get away with it. Him with his cigar, him with his obscene Vic­tory fin­ger sign, his put­ter­ing paintings.

    Dead peo­ple can be brands, I sup­pose. Mar­i­lyn Mon­roe, Humphrey Bog­art, Char­lie Chaplin.

    They can be undi­lut­edly famous for things they’re not chang­ing. They have no new tricks to pull.

  3. Wow. I think it is a sad state­ment about blogs in gen­eral that I’m always so sur­prised by how much your writ­ings make me think. With all the posts out there about “per­sonal brand­ing” this is by far the most inter­est­ing I’ve seen.
    Being human, rather than a brand. What a nice idea.

  4. In one cor­ner, the goal to become a per­sonal brand: start­ing with Tom Peters Brand You 50, descend­ing into the depths of aggres­sive self-​​promotion and com­ing out some­what singed.

    In the other cor­ner, the goal of rigor, start­ing with sta­tis­tics and pre­cise met­rics and con­ver­sion fun­nels and end­ing up with the goal to always test, always mea­sure, always change just as much as you’re able to mea­sure which change is the bet­ter one. Mar­ket­ing is the new finance, and so per­sonal mar­ket­ing must be the new per­sonal finance, right?

    So then the ques­tion, the oblig­a­tion really: when you do some­thing on the net that reflects on your­self, you should always test and mea­sure and be pre­pared to undo it if it doesn’t give an appro­pri­ate return on ego invest­ment (ROEI) (I just made that up).

  5. Good point. In some sense the infra­struc­ture for ROEI test­ing is in place, with com­ments. Some­body hurts your feel­ings in a com­ment, that would be a neg­a­tive result; some­body says, “Yeah, that’s what I was think­ing,” +1 you.

    You can always adjust your E2E (Ego to Engage­ment) stream along the way with this feed­back: “Well, no, that’s not really what I meant,” or “In a com­ment, a very use­ful point was raised,” or “X over at Blog Y seems to think some­thing different.…”

    Sur­pris­ingly, we don’t seem to be bur­dened with many “How to Man­age a Civil and Pro­duc­tive Con­ver­sa­tion” mavens, do we? Not online, and not so much in the busi­ness world either. Blog­ging seems to live some­where in between the Epis­to­lary Novel and a Pub Reg­u­lars’ con­ver­sa­tion, and on larger blogs this degen­er­ates into a kind of Town Hall two-​​sided cat­fight men­tal­ity. Stuff of soci­ol­ogy and anthro­pol­ogy, really.

    Of course com­pa­nies and large-​​scale insti­tu­tions don’t have con­ver­sa­tions. They don’t really adapt well on the time-​​scales peo­ple have to, when they want to remain engag­ing and use­ful to one another face to face.

    So maybe companies—and even lit­tle teeny brands—can’t do that at all.

    (Which may save us all as indi­vid­u­als, in the long term. “Con­sis­tency”, “iden­tity”… “purity”. Hmmm.)

    There doesn’t seem to be an explicit mar­ket­ing model out there mak­ing mil­lions for its pro­po­nents (and maybe its fol­low­ers, but that’s not nec­es­sary), in which you (a) try to be a good and help­ful person/​institution, (b) engage inter­est­ing people/​institutions and bring them together, and © show that you’re lis­ten­ing and learn­ing by chang­ing what you are, what you think, in response.

    Pity.

  6. Here via Dave Pol­lard, who usu­ally points me towards inter­est­ing things, and didn’t dis­ap­point this time.

    I bris­tled at the link title; as a some­time iden­tity designer and mar­ket­ing consultant-​​type, I make my liv­ing exca­vat­ing truths and gussy­ing them up into parse-​​able handfuls–what we’ve come to call brands.

    But as I read through, it struck me: that’s kinda/​sorta what you’re lay­ing out: that as human beings, we have a respon­si­bil­ity to dis­cuss from the Truth, but that per­haps it’s prac­ti­cal to develop some kind of short­hand for easy access.

    The trou­ble comes, I think, from impa­tience and lazi­ness. And maybe fear. So much starts (or doesn’t) because of fear. It takes patience and dili­gence to reveal a per­sona, or to unearth a brand, and even a lit­tle faith. Hell, I’m one of your more rec­og­niz­able “brands” on the inter­nets, and I had to go to my read­ers to find out what the hell it was that kept bring­ing them back to my site.

    Oh–and for the record…that thing you joked about–modeling change and the suc­cess­ful bringing-​​together of dis­parate forces? That’s what I’m after. And you’re right: there’s pre­cious lit­tle money in it.

    But great rewards, nonetheless.

  7. But as I read through, it struck me: that’s kinda/​sorta what you’re lay­ing out: that as human beings, we have a respon­si­bil­ity to dis­cuss from the Truth, but that per­haps it’s prac­ti­cal to develop some kind of short­hand for easy access.

    I’m not entirely com­fort­able with this “Truth” thing. And that’s why what I expect from actual human beings is will­ing­ness to adapt and change. Change one’s canned response, one’s pref­er­ence, one’s mind, change one’s goals even, in a pinch.

    This “Truth” thing, that’s gen­er­ally a hard row to hoe. His­to­ri­ans, the­olo­gians, philoso­phers, even the smartest ones admit they suck at dis­cov­er­ing and limn­ing it, and they’re pro­fes­sion­als. What chance have the rest of us got?

    A lot of us don’t even know what the word means. The world is more com­pli­cated than any model we have of it. Any. Even that one we call “Truth”, and even this one I’m describ­ing now.

    So when I see a brand slapped onto some­thing, it’s a guar­an­tee of con­sis­tency. Stuff we make to sell, it’s OK to brand it. I really do want the same Vit­a­min C & E in the big pur­ple sham­poo bot­tle I use next time, and I get pissed off when I can’t find that exact brand on the shelf at the store.

    But I’m not expect­ing an engag­ing con­ver­sa­tion with my shampoo.

    The trou­ble comes, I think, from impa­tience and lazi­ness. And maybe fear. So much starts (or doesn’t) because of fear. It takes patience and dili­gence to reveal a per­sona, or to unearth a brand, and even a lit­tle faith. Hell, I’m one of your more rec­og­niz­able “brands” on the inter­nets, and I had to go to my read­ers to find out what the hell it was that kept bring­ing them back to my site.

    That was smart.

    Oh–and for the record…that thing you joked about–modeling change and the suc­cess­ful bringing-​​together of dis­parate forces? That’s what I’m after. And you’re right: there’s pre­cious lit­tle money in it.

    But great rewards, nonetheless.

    You mean the part where I won­der if one can just be nice, inter­est­ing and respon­sive, and still make a liv­ing? That joke?

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