Winter squash caramel

The local (MIchi­gan, or even just Mid­west­ern) win­ter squashes are com­ing avail­able in the local pro­duce mar­kets. Mex­i­can win­ter squash is never hard­ened off enough, and lacks a sweet dry­ness that’s nec­es­sary for the way we cook it.

Which is: Cut the win­ter squash (but­ter­nut, acorn, del­i­cata) in half, remove seeds, place face-​​down on a cookie sheet coated lib­er­ally with peanut oil, cook at 400°F until brown burned crap comes out around the edges.

Here’s the trick (one even my lov­ing wife doesn’t under­stand or appre­ci­ate): Eat the brown burned crap.

As far as I can see, that’s the sug­ary juice of the squash, expressed and deep-​​fried in the peanut oil around the flesh of the veg­etable as it des­ic­cates and cooks. The nat­ural sug­ars toast, then burn in the oil. They make caramel. Not like the crap you get from cane or beet sugar. Deli­cious squash caramel. Good enough, and fla­vor­ful enough, that you should eat even the black puffy crunchy stuff.

No, really: try it. Bit­ter? Yes. But bit­ter in a deli­cious way.

[At this point I walk back over to the stove and scrape more black burned squash juice chips off the pan, and then reach in with my hands and pick them off and stuff the tini­est frag­ments into my mouth.]

This is good. This is Autumn, dis­tilled and puri­fied. Browned, the fla­vor of senes­cence and com­fort­able decline. The sweet­ness of mem­ory, the bit­ter­ness of unavoid­able demise, the promise of stock­piled proven­der, of things set aside and kept long after the world sleeps—long after that ephemeral green crap of Spring and Sum­mer can even be wist­fully recalled.

Upon finding our “sister city” folks are here

Appar­ently the Ann Arbor Cham­ber of Com­merce and the SPARK have decided to host a tour of our city for the inhab­i­tants of our sis­ter city in Chapel Hill/​Carrboro, NC.

This comes as a sur­prise to many of us who might be help­ful. Not because the Cham­ber of Com­merce is a use­less echo of the city’s polit­i­cal machine, nor because the SPARK doesn’t sig­nify much beyond tra­di­tional eco­nomic devel­op­ment old boys’ net­works of “investors” look­ing for the next Google. Those are givens.

But because we’re headed into the “Cre­ative Cities” time of year, and the city hasn’t even got the brains or social cap­i­tal to think of us. Who­ever “us” is.

It’s not the Cham­ber or the SPARK, let me tell you.

Bar­bara pointed out some of the com­ments com­ing out of the meet­ing via Twit­ter today, and I have to say I’m sad­dened by the impli­ca­tions. It’s clear that the fools broke it. Stan­dard con­fer­ence, stan­dard list of suits, stan­dard “address of inno­va­tion” bull­shit, stan­dard “wel­come to Won­der­ful Wolver­ine City your high-​​tech research pow­er­house monop­oly” kowtowing.

I wish some­body from Arbor­Wiki were there, or it was at least mentioned.

I won­der if any of our vis­i­tors will be able to attend a2b3 on Thurs­day, or will even hear about it. They’re invited!

I won­der if anybody’s deigned to men­tion Arb­Camp 2007, or Arb­Camp 2008, or Startup Week­end Ann Arbor—all the uncon­fer­ences we (the folks who live here and do the work, not the obso­les­cent city fathers) have put on our­selves? Doubtful.

Or any of the dozens of other use­ful, inter­est­ing things going on here that are the only path to life in the city (or the region) in the com­ing years.

I doubt it.

I’m writ­ing off the cuff here. Com­ments and reminders would be wel­comed as a way of fill­ing in the other gaps in our guests’ experience.

In any case, let us (us, not The City) have these folks back again, some­day soon, and show them the city itself, not drive them on a bus tour of the prospects of Future Devel­op­ment Projects.

And we won’t charge them $1500 for the priv­i­lege, either.

links for 2008-​​09-​​16